Excuses for falling asleep at work
Excuses For Sleeping At Work
10) ”They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9) ”This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
”Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!”
7) ”I wasn’t sleeping! I was thinking about the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6) ”I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5) ”I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?”
4) ”Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
3) ”The coffee machine is broken…”
2) ”Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…”
1) ”…..in Jesus’ name, Amen.”
